LSL Division 1
Best dancer ?
Aaron will want this one but he has some serious competition. I hear Paul McCullagh can cut up a rug and Luke likes a little 2 step. We might get them in a Starsky and Hutch style dance off at the end of season night out in Shifters.
A Place you would like most to visit ?
Best place you have been ?
New York, great city.
Your favourite ever game ?
Ireland v Germany in the 2002 World Cup. Great day and night in West after Robbie's goal.
Best player you shared a pitch with ?
Could only be Glen Crowe, natural finisher. If the ball went in off his arse, I'd say he meant it....It's a big arse so maybe not !
Funniest team mate ?
It's a hard call because it's a funny dressing room, I have to give it to a few. Gaz Wilson and Jordy for the one liners. Billy for sneering and slagging and Crockett just for his laugh. Johnny Lyons deserves a special mention for Carrick on Shannon last year, he had us in bits for two days...unbelievable scenes !
Biggest moaner ?
Karl Somers. He never takes a day off.
Best advice you ever received ?
Unfortunately, I don't have a wall building story like Mark, big shame ! So, probably my dad saying I should join Mochta's and enjoy playing again. I've never looked back.
Best dressed team mate ?
Tough one. There's a few pretenders to my throne, definitely the young lads Aaron and Nathan have something, maybe Brian Fitzpatrick for those rascal jeans, but probably Brian Kelly the smart casual king.
Worst dressed ?
Mark Sheridan. Horrific.
Best Beard ?
Warren Fee, hands down.
Person you most admire ?
My parents. They're really amazing people.
If you could be a spectator at one sporting event in history what would it be ?
Joe Frazier v Mohammed Ali. Madison square garden. Fight of the century.
What's the funniest moment you've seen in football ?
Harry Kenny at Phoenix reacting badly to a fart someone let during his pre match team talk. He was talking away when the smell hit him like a slap, his face screwed up and he went off on one demanding to know who it was. We all sat there silent for what seemed like an age, nobody wanted to look at each other in case we started laughing. Eventually our keeper Tadgh put his hand up and took the lash. We got weeks of slagging out of that one.
Most treasured possessions ?
Any medal I've ever won, they are all hard earned so they're special to me.
What aspect of the club do you like ?
Everything. The support the team gets is amazing, from the committee, the lads who take care of club and the grounds. A special mention to Vinny Nulty and the supporters who follow us everywhere and more often than not outnumber the other teams support. The social media is second to none by the way. Way ahead of any other club.
If you could invite any five people to dinner who would they be ?
Harry Redknapp, Paul Merson, Terry Venables, Chris Kamara, Mila Kunis. I'd have the craic with the lads, loads of football stories and messing then I'd put the moves on Mila at the end of the night. Job Done.
The greatest ever player ?
The Gaffer ?
Brian is a top bloke and needs to be acknowledged for what he's done. He's taken the team to 3 promotions in a row and deserves massive credit along with Bobby, Donal and Stefano. He hands out the hair dryer treatment weekly but he loves the club and the players and only wants what's best for us at the end of the day.
Desert island companion ?
Gotta be my missus Alison, her cooking alone would motivate me to to get us rescued ASAP.